Ah, the amusements come thick and fast with Dave Simpson’s new book. He’s created a website for it at http://www.thefallen.co.uk on which there’s a gallery with a mugshot of yours truly, with the caption “Fallen after one song – Stu Estell“.

Never once did I suggest to the esteemed Mr. Simpson that it would be acceptable to refer to me as “Stu”. There are about half a dozen people in this world who are allowed to call me that, and I’m afraid he isn’t likely to be one of them. I suppose I should be grateful that it is actually a photograph of me and not Karl Burns…