Albums:

Mother’s Thinking Bath
solo instrumental album, Swainsthorpe Records, swain0738 - 2007

Wooden Machine Music
solo album, Drone Asylum Records, 2006 (no longer available)

This album consisted of a forty-two minute version of the traditional song Sir Roger Esquire, and began with five minutes of uninterrupted drone. It wasn’t for the faint of heart.

Compilations:

Wolverley Summer of Love 2007 - commemorative CD
featuring:

I Can’t Find Brummagem
The Cruel Mother
Head For The Country

Sealed With A Loving Flick
playing concertina on Invisiblegirl track “Fun”, Switchflicker Records, 2006

Singles and EPs:

Sister Ray
solo gig giveaway, Swainsthorpe Records, swain0737 - 2007 (no longer available)

An acoustic version of the Velvet Underground classic about drug use and transvestism.

We Wish You A Merry Christmas
solo giveaway/download Christmas 2006 (still available - free of charge - on request)

An 11 minute excursion into black/drone metal conceived as a tribute to drone metal duo Sunn O))). Distorted guitars, feedback, neverending drones, and a vocal track that made me sound like I was being incinerated at the bottom of a well. Lyrics were taken from the Roy Palmer “Songs of the West Midlands” but they’re pretty much incomprehensible.

The Holly and The Ivy
The Village Wakes, gig giveaway Christmas 2006 (no longer available)

Tracks:
The Holly and The Ivy
Just Like Christmas - a cover of a song originally by Low, much altered from the Two Chevrons apart version.


Sir Patrick Spens and Other Stories

The Village Wakes, demo and gig giveaway, 2006 (no longer available)

Tracks included:
Sir Patrick Spens
Canadee-I-O
The Lover’s Tasks
The Elf Princess
Bright Morning Star

Christmas Apart
Two Chevrons Apart, Christmas giveaway 2004 (no longer available)

Tracks:
Just Like Christmas - a cover of a song by Low
Silent Night - in a vaguely Mike Oldfield-like arrangement
No Christmas - a cover of a song by The Wedding Present

Police In Hampshire
Papal Visit, demo 1998 (no longer available)

Tracks:
Police in Hampshire - an unashamedly Fall-like tale of rural keystone cops
Allergies - a complaint about an ex-girlfriend’s dusty floor coverings
The Deportation of Pam Rhodes - a song about everyone’s favourite Songs of Praise presenter